More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"You can never be too early to stand around and wait. You can have a seat in this chair, after I cinch the noose around my neck and you kick it out from under my legs."
"She wants to teach me to dance, but how do you instruct water to flow? I'm so fluid all you can do is swim in my moves and drink my essence."
"Love isn’t in a hurry like a flurry of flowery words on paper. It’s lush and slow to grow its aroma in the garden of time."
"You don’t need to have a fight before great sex. I can keep my cool and still bring the heat every time."
"I have a lot of love to give, because free samples are the best way to encourage sales."