More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"It's a black and white issue: gray is grey, and there's no two ways about it."
"I need more frugality. I wonder where I can buy some."
"Every day I type out my dream scribbles from the night before, looking for treasure buried deep in my subconscious."
"I'm all for all for one, especially when I'm the one. That's my philosophy when the dinner bill arrives at the table."
"I was in love one time, I said as I held up my pinky. I would have held up my index finger, but I wasn't in love that long."