More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I question the equation like an equestrian, and I realize it’s horseshit. What is the equation? Vote=Change."
"If you find yourself thirsting for my love, don’t forget that I sell straws in a variety of flavors. What is the price of romance? Good question. Today only it’s on sale for half-off wholesale prices. Everything must go. My entire inventory of straws is being liquidated."
"I drank so much booze I was bamboozled. Alcohol makes my mind as discombobulated as love makes my heart. I’d sure appreciate it if you poured me a large glass of romance."
"She said she'd love me forever. That was two days ago, so I should probably ask her again if she still feels the same way."
"Tennis is the only sport with love in the score, and that makes it the most romantic. I would be a player, but I wisely use the net to go fishing instead."