I give 110% in love. If that seems absurd, just know that I... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I give 110% in love. If that seems absurd, just know that I used presidential voting machines to calculate that number. It's totally legit."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"If anybody is looking to rent a dancing partner for an evening, I have one left in stock. That one is me, and I am on sale ‘til Tuesday at two."
"I love the sound of the trees in the breeze. If the forest is so clearly musical, why can’t it play the guitar while I sing Nirvana covers?"
"If I die with a zillion dollars and you die with zero, our net worth is worthless. All that matters is the love we level across our lives."
"I love how babies look like old people. I saw a baby the other day that looked exactly like my grandpa, only taller."
"I know the X’s and O’s of football. I just don’t know the other 24 letters. And as a writer, this bothers me."