"A radio in a song in an ice cream cone. Two licks for free, and the third is for sale. My favorite flavor tastes like a commercial, because it’s made with 100% natural advertisement."
"Lightning doesn’t thunder twice. Let that be a lesson in love."
"Tweeting is talking into the abyss, filling a void in your life by avoiding real human contact."
"Meatloaf is graphable in how far ahead it is in likeability categories. You can also play Mop the Floor with it. I make love like I make dinner that makes cleaning the kitchen more fun for the whole family."
"My reality is it’s nighttime. The truth is I’m just blindfolded. How many people live like me, in self-deluded darkness?"
"I grew a garden in her heart. There was plenty of space for flowers, because her heart was completely empty of love."