"I have two hands, so when I’m networking and I meet two new people, is it OK to shake both their hands at once? Or would it be more appropriate to organize a group hug?"
"If you were to ask me the best time of day to fall in love, I'd say, "Now."But you'd also have to remember to factor in the fact that my watch is eleven minutes fast."
"I grew a garden in her heart. There was plenty of space for flowers, because her heart was completely empty of love."
"Her and I, we passed each other, and now she’s in my past. That’s one present I’d like to unwrap in the future."
"If someone invited you to a flash mob, would you wear a bra?"
"My eyes are bronze, my hair is turning silver, and my heart is gold. Oh, and my love for you belongs in the Olympics, because it’s Special."