More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Too many abused beers have suffered in the name of networking. Let us find a better way to mix torture and business."
"She said she loved me, and I didn’t believe it for a minute. Maybe 59 seconds, but not a whole minute. I may be gullible, but I’m not without an accurate way to measure time."
"I can tell if two people are in love by how they hold each other’s hands, and how thick their sanitation gloves are."
"The word very will vary in muchiness. I love you very much, and that won’t vary from day to day."
"To be invisible, paint yourself with the direct shade of zero. Leave nothing to chance, by taking nothing with you wherever you go."