More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I have a tongue like a rose petal, and when I say I love you, it has the fragrance of truth. My words are my garden, and I’m planting our future."
"A gumble bee is half gum ball, half bumble bee, and it’s so chewy it stings. Makes me want to be a better lover and tractor salesman."
"Her love was too cold, like an anti-oven. That's called a freezer, and sometimes it burns food. She gave me heartburn, just like coffee, and it really woke me up to the reality of relationships."
"I can tell if two people are in love by how they hold each other’s hands, and how thick their sanitation gloves are."
"What reading level is the word love? It’s a four-letter word everybody knows the meaning of, but nobody can define it."