She said, “I’m having the stairs rebuilt,” and I replied, “N... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"She said, “I’m having the stairs rebuilt,” and I replied, “No need to get sexual with me.” I’m a bring my own elevator kind of lover anyway."
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"When people ask me how I slept, I tell them I don’t know—I’ll have to ask The Professor, and read his notes on my performance."
"Necessity may be the mother of invention, but who is the father? Don’t look at me! I wore a condom."
"I was in love one time, I said as I held up my pinky. I would have held up my index finger, but I wasn't in love that long."
"Is it better to be feared or loved? Loved, because people associate with you because they want to, not because they need to. We need to eat beets, but we want to eat cake. Be the cake of the world."
"In a gust of guts and gusto, I told her of my love for her. Then, like a tornado, she spun what I said into something that terrorized Kansas."