"I count as blessings things I could have benefited from, even if I neglected to utilize them. A gift is still a gift, even if left wrapped and unopened."
"I don’t want my love with her to wither like grapes on a vine, so I’ll water it with romance to turn it into wine."
"If there’s gold in it, then the mine is mine. And if there’s no coffee in it, then the cup is yours."
"Love now, not later. Also, love later."
"I’ll wear a maze on a necklace, dangling over my chest, because if you want to get at my heart, you have to be ready to lose yourself."
"I got arrested for driving naked. I guess I shouldn’t have put four wheels, an engine, and a steering wheel on my bathtub. I’m a do-it-yourself kind of lover."