More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I believe the way to master my destiny is to serve others. If I raise up others, am I not also raised up?"
"Love is a process, either growing or shrinking, but never stagnant. My love for you was David, and now it is Goliath. Also, my love for you was Goliath, and now it is David."
"I got a zero. That’s like a perfect ten—it’s only one away from being flawless. Remember this next time you think you have nothing."
"My handshake is as firm as cooked spaghetti. So, do you prefer your introductions with Alfredo or marinara sauce?"
"I’ll bet opening a store called Boobs and Books would increase literacy. I prefer a hands-on approach to learning."