God created war so that Americans would learn geography. - Mark Twain
"God created war so that Americans would learn geography."
"God created war so that Americans would learn geography."
"Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other."
"Humor is mankind's greatest blessing."
"Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody."
"Don't say the old lady screamed. Bring her on and let her scream."
"A big leather-bound volume makes an ideal razorstrap. A thing book is useful to stick under a table with a broken caster to steady it. A large, flat atlas can be used to cover a window with a broken pane. And a thick, old-fashioned heavy book with a clasp is the finest thing in the world to throw at a noisy cat."