God created war so that Americans would learn geography. - Mark Twain
"God created war so that Americans would learn geography."
"God created war so that Americans would learn geography."
"Education: that which reveals to the wise, and conceals from the stupid, the vast limits of their knowledge."
"When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained."
"A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain."
"The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up."
"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society."