More quotes by Mark Twain

"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer."[Mark Twain, a Biography]"
"Humor is mankind's greatest blessing."
"Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody."
"The secret to getting ahead is getting started."
"In religion and politics people’s beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second-hand, and without examination, from authorities who have not themselves examined the questions at issue but have taken them at second-hand from other non-examiners, whose opinions about them were not worth a brass farthing."