More quotes by Mark Twain

"Herodotus says, "Very few things happen at the right time, and the rest do not happen at all: the conscientious historian will correct these defects."
"The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated."
"Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life."
"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society."
"Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other."