Humor is mankind's greatest blessing. - Mark Twain
"Humor is mankind's greatest blessing."
"Humor is mankind's greatest blessing."
"A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds."
"A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory."
"I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it."
"I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."
"The easy confidence with which I know another man's religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also."