More quotes by Mark Twain

"I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!"
"I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it."
"I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn’t know."
"The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up."
"When red-headed people are above a certain social grade their hair is auburn."