More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Apparently I’m transparent—with my feelings, not with my body. I’m an emotional ghost, and if you can’t see my love for you it’s because it’s dead."
"I wrote you a love letter. I used invisible ink to show I was being transparent with my feelings. And also to hide my feelings."
"Nine out of ten politicians are thieves. The tenth politician is a liar, and the one who conducted the survey."
"Do you want some fresh tomato soup to go? I’ll put it in a mesh strainer. Oh, if only love were as easy to contain as soup in a strainer."
"Just when you thought you’d considered all the angles, life goes from a square to a cube. Love should also be 3D."