You don’t need to have a fight before great sex. I can keep... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"You don’t need to have a fight before great sex. I can keep my cool and still bring the heat every time."
"You don’t need to have a fight before great sex. I can keep my cool and still bring the heat every time."
"If love had feathers and tasted like dog food, then I suggest you wear shoes with your banana pudding. (This statement also defines my political beliefs)."
"I’ll mark up my services 200%, and then offer them to you at a 50% discount—because I like you so much. That’s the Mother-in-law Discount."
"The middle finger is a great body language tool for letting people know you’re upset. Poetry isn’t quite as effective in a fit of road rage."
"Some people try to change the world one life at a time. Others try to change the world one death at a time. And I try to change the world one bucket full of dirt at a time."
"Unreturned love is like trying to make a sandwich with one slice of bread. Don’t stress—fold it in half and love yourself."