"If love were a dolphin with wings and a unicorn’s horn, being ridden by a blind leprechaun dressed like Rasputin, would you believe in second chances for love at first sight?"
"The lungs are fishing nets for smoke, and I inhaled her essence like she was marijuana grown just for me."
"I keep my motivational book collection in the fridge. Hey, Who Moved My Cheese?! Did somebody let grandpa out of his cage again?"
"She wants to teach me to dance, but how do you instruct water to flow? I'm so fluid all you can do is swim in my moves and drink my essence."
"My past is black and my future is blank. My only canvas is the present. The best color to paint with is love."
"I believe the way to master my destiny is to serve others. If I raise up others, am I not also raised up?"