More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Love one person at a time, that’s the motto I’ll try to get my clones to live by."
"She’s ignoring my texts. Maybe she’s dead. Oh, I certainly hope so. I’d hate to think she’s being deliberately unresponsive."
"Love is a boomerang dripped in honey, in that it emanates from me just as surely as it will return to me. Still, I think I’d much rather wash my hands and be done with it."
"He’s as tall as a tree, but he fights like a rose bush. What’s with all the scratching? I should cut him down in the name of romance."
"String several words together in a sentence and you have a language necklace. My I love you would look great with your favorite red dress."