String several words together in a sentence and you have a l... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I feel robbing a bank would be the highest form of performance art. No need to pay to see me work. The Federal Reserve is subsidizing it."

"She had coffee-colored eyes, if java were blue-green, and we made love like nobody was watching, which is probably why the audience demanded a refund for our poor performance."

"Love flows like flowers, and grows like water. I’m so thirsty for romance I could drink a dozen roses."

"In my memory her love shimmers, glimmers, and glitters the way light on black water reflects like diamonds, the treasure that was us."

"I don’t believe in the zodiac. Whenever anybody asks me what my sign is, I always say “Yield."