String several words together in a sentence and you have a l... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I would argue that unless the two people are in love, all sex is bad sex, because why eat cotton candy when you can have edible clouds? Sure, it seems sweet at the time, but that’s just a carnival and carnal rush and wears off quickly. But love adds an extra dimension that takes an earthy thing like sex and makes it absolutely heavenly."

"Ink is drinkable and printable. The words “I love you” don’t take up much space, but they can quench your thirst forever."

"As an author, I like self-help, because clapping can be done by myself, for myself. I should buy gloves."

"Take some cues from some Q’s. Quality and quantity lead to queues."

"She's beautiful, but so what? If the University of Florida taught me anything, it's that beautiful women are everywhere. The trick is to find the diamond among all the glittering cubic zirconias."