I don’t want my love with her to wither like grapes on a vin... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I don’t want my love with her to wither like grapes on a vine, so I’ll water it with romance to turn it into wine."
"I don’t want my love with her to wither like grapes on a vine, so I’ll water it with romance to turn it into wine."
"I’ve only been in love one time, I said as I held up my pinky finger. I could have held up my index finger, but I wasn’t in love that long."
"I want to create a 3-4 deal—buy three for the price of four. Offer valid for any product but love, which is one for the price of two only."
"If I waste all my charity, all I’ll wind up with in the end is the wind. Still, I think I want to be the Dandelion of Love."
"You haven’t seen nothing until you’ve seen zero. You also haven’t seen nothing until you’ve seen all the love I have for politicians."
"She said she'd love me forever. That was two days ago, so I should probably ask her again if she still feels the same way."