More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Every day I’m growing as a man. I’m not growing in height, but rather I’m growing in love, which makes me seem taller than I really am."
"Dogs have four legs, just like chairs. I would take mine for a walk, but I’m sitting on it."
"I once saw the world’s ugliest baby drown. But then I realized, “That’s not a baby, that’s a log. And it’s not drowning, it’s burning.” I wonder what it did to deserve that? It was probably a heretic."
"Your personal brand should be like water: not only clear, but transparent to the public. People thirst for that, and they will drink you up."
"Love flows like flowers, and grows like water. I’m so thirsty for romance I could drink a dozen roses."