Man has two legs and chairs have four, because we were made... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Man has two legs and chairs have four, because we were made to stand out, not sit down—or be sat on. You are your brand—you are not a piece of furniture. Well, this applies to everyone except my grandma, but she’s dead, so she really doesn’t mind being used as a coat rack."