I don’t want to make love last, I want to make love second t... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"To become one who believes two become one, you need love in your life."

"Love has a certain weightlessness to it, much as my meaty penis would on the moon."

"I love you because I love you, and if you don’t like it you can use my circular logic as a noose and hang yourself."

"I water fake plants, because I’m growing a garden of fake mustaches. Lest no man (or woman) question my ability as a lover."

"She has a sly smile, and eyes that seem to see my essence as they explore my soul and implore my spirit to enter her. I look at her and I see love."