To become one who believes two become one, you need love in... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"When I make love, I make extra, and then I keep it in my pants pockets. Well, not all of it. I give an inappropriate amount to the tax collectors."

"I blew the love trumpet until my cheeks were blue. Then I paid 34 bucks for a taxicab ride home so I could admire my receding hairline in the mirror."

"If my last name were Hunter, I’d probably be a fisherman. That’s just the kind of lover I am."

"She has a sly smile, and eyes that seem to see my essence as they explore my soul and implore my spirit to enter her. I look at her and I see love."

"Two become one when two are in love—or when the waitress asks about our dinner bill. I’ll pay next time, I promise."