"She has a sly smile, and eyes that seem to see my essence as they explore my soul and implore my spirit to enter her. I look at her and I see love."
"I make love like the 13th floor is the 14th floor of a hotel. I give it that little extra that takes it to a whole new level."
"Love is like learning to ride a midget, which I’ve never done because I’m afraid of heights."
"Two become one when two are in love—or when the waitress asks about our dinner bill. I’ll pay next time, I promise."
"The only drink I like ice in is water, because you can’t water down water. I’m like that with love, too. Don’t you dare add any ice to the hot liquid loving I’m trying to pour all over you."
"I didn’t tackle him. I gave him a flying hug. Sometimes love is up in the air until it hits you."