"She has a sly smile, and eyes that seem to see my essence as they explore my soul and implore my spirit to enter her. I look at her and I see love."
"Drink my Distraction Juice (not from concentrate). It tastes like love, only not so focused on just one ingredient."
"Your love story, I don’t want to give away the ending, but both you and your lover die."
"I’m running from the very person I’m chasing, and this is how I know I’m in love."
"With a palindrome of a name, like Bob, I’d be both right thinking and dyslexic. Would you love me more as a Bob, or as a Bob?"
"It doesn’t take a hurricane to blow out a birthday candle. Let this be a lesson in love—and cake etiquette."