Love has a certain weightlessness to it, much as my meaty pe... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"Love has a certain weightlessness to it, much as my meaty penis would on the moon."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"I love you because I love you, and if you don’t like it you can use my circular logic as a noose and hang yourself."
"Me: On time. Love: Late. Death: Early. Seriously, why are you late?"
"We fell in love like two medium pizzas in one large stomach. I wish dad would have saved a few slices for us."
"I am the archaeologist of love. I’m digging for the bones of a loved one I shot and buried decades ago."
"My love is rare, like a hornless unicorn."