Love has a certain weightlessness to it, much as my meaty pe... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"Love has a certain weightlessness to it, much as my meaty penis would on the moon."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"You’ll drown in my love story, if I ever write it using a fountain pen."
"Asking me if I’m in love is like asking a mortician if now is the best time to die."
"When we make love, I orgasm much sooner than her. That’s because I know a shortcut on my bicycle."
"Love is the only gift that’s acceptable to give away as soon as you get it."
"I want to write a song about the only girl I’ve ever loved. And the chorus will say something like, “I really want to see you tonight, so I hope you leave your blinds open."