Love has a certain weightlessness to it, much as my meaty pe... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"Love has a certain weightlessness to it, much as my meaty penis would on the moon."
"Love has a certain weightlessness to it, much as my meaty penis would on the moon."
"Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground."
"Asking me if I’m in love is like asking a mortician if now is the best time to die."
"Why take the stairs when someone else can take them for you? Love is like a flight of stairs—somebody’s going to take them, so I may as well be unselfish and take the elevator."
"Love is like whoa! Actually, it's closer to woe."
"She called it a slap, but I called it a high-five to my face. Love is so encouraging!"