I don’t want to make love last, I want to make love second t... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"Love is like learning to ride a midget, which I’ve never done because I’m afraid of heights."

"I didn’t tackle him. I gave him a flying hug. Sometimes love is up in the air until it hits you."

"We made eyes at each other, and then we made love. We also made other things too, like meatloaf."

"Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground."

"My boxers should require batteries, because I’m such an exceptional lover that pizza delivery people call me for carry out. 30 minutes or less—as if!"