"My boxers should require batteries, because I’m such an exceptional lover that pizza delivery people call me for carry out. 30 minutes or less—as if!"
"I make love like the 13th floor is the 14th floor of a hotel. I give it that little extra that takes it to a whole new level."
"Me: On time. Love: Late. Death: Early. Seriously, why are you late?"
"Love is the best gift because it’s free to give and priceless to receive."
"Love is the jelly to sunshine’s peanut butter. And if I tell you that I’m in sandwich with you, I’m not just saying it to get in your Ziploc bag."
"Love is you wearing her favorite shirt of yours, just like you did yesterday and the day before. And the day before that too."