"Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground."
"In a bookstore you can find me in the romance section, because I’m not a lover, I’m a reader."
"Your love story, I don’t want to give away the ending, but both you and your lover die."
"I often wear camouflaged pants so when I walk I look like a floating torso. I love with the same air of mystery."
"Her love was like cigarette smoke stirred into coffee. I drank it so fast it made me cough, but she’s not offering a refill at any price."
"I am the three minutes of 180 seconds, and I don’t do refills. I’m a lover, not a farmer."