More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"Stairs, are they going up or are they going down? They’re so confusing! If love were a physical thing, it would be stairs."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"My love is rare, like a hornless unicorn."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"Two become one when two are in love—or when the waitress asks about our dinner bill. I’ll pay next time, I promise."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"Love is like learning to ride a midget, which I’ve never done because I’m afraid of heights."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"Love isn’t all flowers, candles, and dancing midgets. No, it is much, much taller than all that."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More