More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"Life, it’s made up of two things—time and love. A watch tells one, but what tells the other? We tell each other."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"Love is like a portable lamp/sex toy. The world calls those flashlights, but I’m much more romantic."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"Escalators are the offspring of elevators and stairs. Love is the progeny of passion and admiration."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"You’ll drown in my love story, if I ever write it using a fountain pen."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"A windmill has arms, but does not hug. Where’s the love?"
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More