We made eyes at each other, and then we made love. We also m... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"We made eyes at each other, and then we made love. We also made other things too, like meatloaf."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"Love isn’t all flowers, candles, and dancing midgets. No, it is much, much taller than all that."
"Drink my Distraction Juice (not from concentrate). It tastes like love, only not so focused on just one ingredient."
"If I had no penis, how would I pee? How would I make love? How would I think?"
"Me: On time. Love: Late. Death: Early. Seriously, why are you late?"
"The only drink I like ice in is water, because you can’t water down water. I’m like that with love, too. Don’t you dare add any ice to the hot liquid loving I’m trying to pour all over you."