We made eyes at each other, and then we made love. We also m... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"We made eyes at each other, and then we made love. We also made other things too, like meatloaf."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"If I had no penis, how would I pee? How would I make love? How would I think?"
"We made love like two folding lawn chairs. We were both motionless, but the possibility of movement permeated the moment."
"Your love story, I don’t want to give away the ending, but both you and your lover die."
"When we make love, I orgasm much sooner than her. That’s because I know a shortcut on my bicycle."
"I have never seduced a fish taco for selfish reasons. I am an altruistic lover."