Love is like learning to ride a midget, which I’ve never don... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"Two butterflies in two socks could walk faster than I can run. A love song will jog your memory like I jog like Roger Bannister in a wheelchair."

"I spray-paint my underwear gold, because it makes me feel like a winner. When two people are in love, one is always in second place."

"You can’t buy love, it’s true. However, I am offering mine for rent. Buy one year and get the next six months at half price."

"I’m running from the very person I’m chasing, and this is how I know I’m in love."

"A string of burglaries is a crime necklace. Everything I have can be stolen except love, because I give it all away."