Love is like learning to ride a midget, which I’ve never don... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"I often wear camouflaged pants so when I walk I look like a floating torso. I love with the same air of mystery."

"It doesn’t take a hurricane to blow out a birthday candle. Let this be a lesson in love—and cake etiquette."

"You tell me you love me, but I’m not sure you know what love is, or how fast it flies, or how much it resembles a UFO, or what kind of weapon you’d use to shoot it down."

"I am approximately 96.694444% in love with you. Of course, that’s just a rough estimate."

"Life, it’s made up of two things—time and love. A watch tells one, but what tells the other? We tell each other."