"I love coffee cake, but I would prefer if it were just a little more drinkable. I almost choked while chugging some this morning, and if it weren’t for the fluid nature of clownfish, I might have caught feelings for Hillary using a basketball net."
"What is the shape of love? Is it shaped like you? For me it is, but for you maybe it is shaped like me."
"The roses of romance grow when you water your relationship with gratitude. Love will bloom and blossom when you recognize the awesome."
"I spend all my time trying to capture the moment. And when I do, I'll interrogate and torture it."
"In the long run, even a marathon looks like a sprint. This is how I can love with such Roger Bannisteresque intensity."
"I’m not courageous. In fact, when I shadow box I wear boxing gloves that are outfitted with flashlights."