"If you’re going to hang around and watch me write, you might as well have a noose around your neck. Would you mind if I kicked the chair out from under your feet? You’re standing on my only place to sit."
"What is the shape of love? Is it shaped like you? For me it is, but for you maybe it is shaped like me."
"I want to be so successful that my secretary needs a secretary."
"Lightning doesn’t thunder twice. Let that be a lesson in love."
"I think I’m mouth blind and that’s why all food tastes bland. The only things that have any flavor are the words I love you."
"I just developed a gun that shoots mustaches. Sometimes a disguise can be deadly, especially if it’s your love you’re trying to camouflage."