She was a tall drink of water from Tallahassee, and I was an... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"She was a tall drink of water from Tallahassee, and I was an instant-coffee kind of lover. I got her so hot that neither one of could go to sleep until the ambulance finally came to a complete stop."

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