I drink coffee like steam is the ghost of dead water. Ever t... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I drink coffee like steam is the ghost of dead water. Ever tried inhaling the afterlife?"
"I drink coffee like steam is the ghost of dead water. Ever tried inhaling the afterlife?"
"As an author, I like self-help, because clapping can be done by myself, for myself. I should buy gloves."
"I like to call in sick to work at places where I’ve never held a job. Then when the manager tells me I don’t work there, I tell them I’d like to. But not today, as I’m sick."
"Midnight is Hellen-Kelleresque, so if you ask me if I’m seeing anybody, I’ll ask you what time it is. Answers are always between 12:01 AM to 11:59 PM."
"How to duplicate yourself: hang out with the same people and say the same things all the time. The you of today is a clone of the you from yesterday."
"Most scars are invisible. Damn transparent knives. Does anything cut deeper than love? I need to get some new body armor."