I drink coffee like steam is the ghost of dead water. Ever t... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I drink coffee like steam is the ghost of dead water. Ever tried inhaling the afterlife?"
"I drink coffee like steam is the ghost of dead water. Ever tried inhaling the afterlife?"
"I need more frugality. I wonder where I can buy some."
"Instead of reciting her an original love poem using words, I think I’ll use my tongue to more creatively explore the deepest parts of her."
"Read her poetry before you make love to her. That way she’ll be asleep when you do. I’m as romantic as a rocking chair with wheels."
"What reading level is the word love? It’s a four-letter word everybody knows the meaning of, but nobody can define it."
"I sleep when I blink. I dream like I love—continuously."