Now that I’m 33.3 years old, the days of blue and green are... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Now that I’m 33.3 years old, the days of blue and green are behind me. I have left the earthy and entered into the purple phase of my life."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"It was a cold night, so I got a fire going. I lit a scented candle."
"I just bought a bag of potato-chip-flavored air. I also bought a bed, but sleep wasn’t included. Thank God a cup of coffee is full of wakefulness."
"If you were to ask me the best time of day to fall in love, I'd say, "Now."But you'd also have to remember to factor in the fact that my watch is eleven minutes fast."
"I want to sprint into her open arms, but I run as fast as two shoes tied together and thrown over a telephone wire. I’m like Roger Bannister, now that he’s in a wheelchair."
"I’m not waiting until my hair turns white to become patient and wise. Nope, I’m dyeing my hair tonight."