Now that I’m 33.3 years old, the days of blue and green are... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Now that I’m 33.3 years old, the days of blue and green are behind me. I have left the earthy and entered into the purple phase of my life."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"The naked truth is anything but naked. But it will be soon enough, if I keep giving it alcohol."
"Microwavable ice cream is the future. Don’t wait for love to melt all over your crotch. Scoop some Ice Cream Soup today."
"The heart pumps blood, a fluid, but it also pulses love, which is as liquid as a wave, and everyone wants a refill. My goal is to be a server."
"I'm asexual, though occasionally I'm attracted to inanimate objects. Mainly tube-shaped objects."
"I haven’t spent my time trying to duplicate my success. But only because I haven’t had any yet."