More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"The word very will vary in muchiness. I love you very much, and that won’t vary from day to day."
"The truth is like a nipple: the more you twist it, the more somebody is going to get hurt."
"When you give everything and expect nothing in return, only then will you be in a position to gain anything. When you love loving, you give because giving is getting. Giving is a gift unto itself, and when you realize this you understand that you can’t network if you can’t love."
"I make friends as easily as water freezes in an active volcano. Remember: handshakes feel more natural if you leave your rubber gloves at home. Unless you enjoy networking in public restrooms."
"You wash the horse, and I’ll wash the horse trainer. Then we’ll wash the dishes while we gallop into the sunset like two dirty lovers."