I like watching people stretch in the park. It's my new favo... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Science doesn’t listen. Science has mice growing out of its ears. Wait, I mean human ears growing out of its mice."

"You can use your mouth to speak the words I love you, or you can use your mouth to kiss me and transport love from your mind to my heart."

"I told her I'd wait forever for her, but that was before I found somebody else who'd give me a ride home."

"You can’t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I’d wait for it to go on sale."

"A sofa on an elevator would be like a slow roller coaster where you get to work on your small talk skills. Oh yes, I am an adrenaline junky."