More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I drank so much booze I was bamboozled. Alcohol makes my mind as discombobulated as love makes my heart. I’d sure appreciate it if you poured me a large glass of romance."
"I’ve got a nice racket going. I make tennis ball swatters. My favorite score is love all. That’s also how I live my life."
"Lying in bed listless, I wrote a list. I then had a list, but I was still listless. Perhaps because my list was of all the things I love, and every entry was you."
"Tweeting is talking into the abyss, filling a void in your life by avoiding real human contact."
"Love is a tomato. And while it's true that I can live without a tomato, I could sure go for some ketchup."