#police

"The police seemed to think I killed her, which is crazy, because I loved her like a thousand drops of blood dripping down a dagger."

"No! Please! I'll tell you whatever you want to know!"the man yelled. "Really?"said Vimes. "What's the orbital velocity of the moon?""What?""Oh, you'd like something simpler?"

"I must be a great leader because many people follow me. Most of the people are police officers, if that gives you any indication of my character."

"Marriage: A friendship recognized by the police."

"They're so broke that they've actually cut essential services. In many places, they've cut policemen, because, who the fuck needs them? Or firemen, son of a bitch, it's much more fun watching something burn down."

"I get it,' said the prisoner. 'Good Cop, Bad Cop, eh?'If you like.' said Vimes. 'But we're a bit short staffed here, so if I give you a cigarette would you mind kicking yourself in the teeth?"

"Nation needs soldiers, politics needs civilians."

"You couldn't be satisfied with being an amateur asshole, could you, Jimbo! You had to go and turn pro on me!"