"I have an inconsequential errand to run tomorrow so I’ll get up at 5, be there at 5:30, and wait for them to open up at 10. I’m never late, except in love."
"I have a lot of faith. I mean, I believe I do."
"Go sip on gossip, and leave the coffee talk for me to chug. I’ll be in the kitchen, giggling like a schoolgirl if you need me."
"My cup is full of air. I should empty it and fill it with love. Or coffee, as the two are synonymous to me."
"I’m half chameleon, half camouflage, and wholly in love with you, though you’d never be able to see it."
"Are you tired, irritable, or suffering from heartburn? Ask your doctor if my love is right for you. 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 9 out of 10 is 90%."