More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Everyone is a salesman, and the product is each person. Personal branding is being conscious to the continual nature of selling yourself."
"Last night I didn’t sleep for a solid eight hours. No, it melted a little. Damn global warming."
"I’m learning to play the saxophone so when you feel lonely I can come over and stand in the shadows and play it for you. Two is one too lonely for me."
"My love has a flow like a flower, so it’s best if you water it with the fragrance of romance, which has the aroma of loyalty."
"In the land of Gibberish, the man who makes sense, the man who speaks clearly, clearly speaks nonsense."