What reading level is the word love? It’s a four-letter word... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"What reading level is the word love? It’s a four-letter word everybody knows the meaning of, but nobody can define it."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"A stick won’t stick to a wall, so why is it called a stick? Likewise, why aren’t love and ghost the same word? Both are dead and invisible."
"Pepperonis are like edible polkadots. I made you a pizza dress, but I’m ashamed to admit I burned it. I’m afraid you’ll have to dance naked."
"Love is what you make it. Unfortunately, I can’t make it today, as I have a doctor’s appointment."
"After soul searching, I found myself. Then I found myself giving of myself to a charity that finds missing children. It's great to be found."
"We had a whirlwind romance. That’s what happens when you date a tornado. Hold on, I have to stop tweeting for a bit because Kansas keeps calling."