Selling something only to steal it back to sell again is not... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Selling something only to steal it back to sell again is not only dishonest, but highly profitable."
"Selling something only to steal it back to sell again is not only dishonest, but highly profitable."
"Why sell farming equipment to farmers? I should cut out the middleman and sell tractors directly to people dining in restaurants."
"If I were hairy, would you vacuum my chest before we made love? I’d probably have enough chip crumbs in it to feed the homeless, because I’m a charitable kind of guy."
"I love deeply. I love long. I love wide and high. That's right, my love is interdimensional, and my vortex will heal your body and soul."
"I pet horses and ride cats, because I’m a cowman. I’m too mature to be a cowboy."
"Your fantasies define you, so dream carefully. A man with no imagination is a man with no future in today’s world—and no past in tomorrow’s."