More quotes by Dorothy Parker

"Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone."
"Don't look at me in that tone of voice."
"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to."
"And there was that poor sucker Flaubert rolling around on his floor for three days looking for the right word."
"If I had a shiny gun I could have a world of fun Speeding bullets through the brains Of the folks that cause me pains :)"