More quotes by Dorothy Parker

"The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires."
"The sun's gone dim, and the moon's gone black. For I loved him, and he didn't love back."
"That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment."
"Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it and it darts away."
"By the time you swear you're his,Shivering and sighing.And he vows his passion is,Infinite, undying.Lady make note of this --One of you is lying."