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Dorothy Parker

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Quotes by Dorothy Parker

"The sun's gone dim, and the moon's gone black. For I loved him, and he didn't love back."
"If I had a shiny gun I could have a world of fun Speeding bullets through the brains Of the folks that cause me pains :)"
"If you have any young friends who aspire to become writers, the second greatest favor you can do them is to present them with copies of The Elements of Style. The first greatest, of course, is to shoot them now, while they’re happy."
"Four be the things I'd have been better without: love, curiosity, freckles and doubt."
"By the time you swear you're his,Shivering and sighing.And he vows his passion is,Infinite, undying.Lady make note of this --One of you is lying."
"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to."