If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at t... - Dorothy Parker

"Four be the things I'd have been better without: love, curiosity, freckles and doubt."

"I hate writing, I love having written."

"Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses."

"It costs me never a stab nor squirm / To tread by chance upon a worm. / Aha, my little dear, / I say, Your clan will pay me back one day."

"Don't look at me in that tone of voice."