If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at t... - Dorothy Parker

"If I had a shiny gun I could have a world of fun Speeding bullets through the brains Of the folks that cause me pains :)"

"The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires."

"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to."

"Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common."

"Four be the things I'd have been better without: love, curiosity, freckles and doubt."