If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at t... - Dorothy Parker

"I require three things in a man: he must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid."

"If you have any young friends who aspire to become writers, the second greatest favor you can do them is to present them with copies of The Elements of Style. The first greatest, of course, is to shoot them now, while they’re happy."

"That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment."

"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to."

"It costs me never a stab nor squirm / To tread by chance upon a worm. / Aha, my little dear, / I say, Your clan will pay me back one day."