Don't look at me in that tone of voice. - Dorothy Parker

"I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true."

"Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it and it darts away."

"And there was that poor sucker Flaubert rolling around on his floor for three days looking for the right word."

"I require three things in a man: he must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid."

"I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it."