Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone. - Dorothy Parker

"It costs me never a stab nor squirm / To tread by chance upon a worm. / Aha, my little dear, / I say, Your clan will pay me back one day."

"I require three things in a man: he must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid."

"Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both."

"I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it."

"The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires."