More quotes by Dorothy Parker

"If I had a shiny gun I could have a world of fun Speeding bullets through the brains Of the folks that cause me pains :)"
"I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it."
"By the time you swear you're his,Shivering and sighing.And he vows his passion is,Infinite, undying.Lady make note of this --One of you is lying."
"If I had a shiny gun I could have a world of fun Speeding bullets through the brains Of the folks that cause me pains :)"
"Four be the things I'd have been better without: love, curiosity, freckles and doubt."