Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone. - Dorothy Parker

"And there was that poor sucker Flaubert rolling around on his floor for three days looking for the right word."

"I require three things in a man: he must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid."

"The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires."

"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to."

"Don't look at me in that tone of voice."