If I had a shiny gun I could have a world of fun Speeding bu... - Dorothy Parker

"By the time you swear you're his,Shivering and sighing.And he vows his passion is,Infinite, undying.Lady make note of this --One of you is lying."

"That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment."

"Four be the things I'd have been better without: love, curiosity, freckles and doubt."

"The sun's gone dim, and the moon's gone black. For I loved him, and he didn't love back."

"Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common."