If I had a shiny gun I could have a world of fun Speeding bu... - Dorothy Parker
"If I had a shiny gun I could have a world of fun Speeding bullets through the brains Of the folks that cause me pains :)"
"If I had a shiny gun I could have a world of fun Speeding bullets through the brains Of the folks that cause me pains :)"
"Four be the things I'd have been better without: love, curiosity, freckles and doubt."
"Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both."
"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to."
"That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment."
"I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true."