More quotes by Dorothy Parker

"Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone."
"The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires."
"Four be the things I'd have been better without: love, curiosity, freckles and doubt."
"Don't look at me in that tone of voice."
"Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common."