More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Between Portland and Seattle is a mint factory, and they made sweets like we made sweet love, and America needs more manufacturers like us."
"I must be a great leader because many people follow me. Most of the people are police officers, if that gives you any indication of my character."
"I am the coffee, and God is The Barista. Through me, he may awaken your soul. But the coffee knows not what flows through the mind of The Barista."
"I’ll convert a school desk into a tricycle, because how else am I supposed to learn to love? It’s not like baseball gloves are very effective oven mitts."
"I drink like a fish, and I swim in my thirst. I’m so parched for her love that I think I may drown in my desire."