More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"If I die with a zillion dollars and you die with zero, our net worth is worthless. All that matters is the love we level across our lives."
"Our love will blend together like turquoise is blue and green. There’s no depression or envy when both blur into one."
"A can’t in a can—it’s carbonated failure that’s ready to drink. It tastes like the back half of love."
"Like my grandpa, who dropped out of school to farm, I have a 4th grade education. Of course, I have a college degree, too. Both require the same reading level."
"Let me just pause a minute and drink in this moment. And if you film it, I’ll be able to get free refills for life."