More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I grew a garden in her heart. There was plenty of space for flowers, because her heart was completely empty of love."
"Behold, the number five is at hand. Grab it and shake and harness the power of networking."
"To be invisible, paint yourself with the direct shade of zero. Leave nothing to chance, by taking nothing with you wherever you go."
"Unreturned love is like trying to make a sandwich with one slice of bread. Don’t stress—fold it in half and love yourself."
"If you’re going to hang around and watch me write, you might as well have a noose around your neck. Would you mind if I kicked the chair out from under your feet? You’re standing on my only place to sit."