"The Book of Life, I’m still writing it—both literally and literarily. So far I’ve written the Table of Contents. Right now it’s more of a coffee table."
"App idea: in real time track trends as swarms of keywords form, and use this data to invest in the next unicorn #startup.You'll be able to ride that #startup unicorn like you are Billy the Kid, as you watch your profits shoot up."
"I can tell if two people are in love by how they hold each other’s hands, and how thick their sanitation gloves are."
"Love one person at a time, that’s the motto I’ll try to get my clones to live by."
"When you give everything and expect nothing in return, only then will you be in a position to gain anything. When you love loving, you give because giving is getting. Giving is a gift unto itself, and when you realize this you understand that you can’t network if you can’t love."
"She moves through my memory the way the gentle river waves turn the setting sun's rays into a nostalgic light show."