"The Book of Life, I’m still writing it—both literally and literarily. So far I’ve written the Table of Contents. Right now it’s more of a coffee table."
"I find Bukowski to be so edgy, gritty, and daring that he oozes romance, and if couples read him in bed they would appreciate what they have."
"I sell soap. Buy two bars and get a FREE shower. (Water not included.) Act within the next 15 minutes and I’ll even throw in the towel. I quit!"
"The wind is my favorite color. It reminds me of the love she painted on my life as she blew past me."
"What is the shape of love? Is it shaped like you? For me it is, but for you maybe it is shaped like me."
"#Networking is people looking for people looking for people. As for me, I’m more of a birdwatcher."