More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"She’s ignoring my texts. Maybe she’s dead. Oh, I certainly hope so. I’d hate to think she’s being deliberately unresponsive."
"Knocking on a door is so violent. Talk on the door. Try to get it to open up through communication, not violence."
"I need more frugality. I wonder where I can buy some."
"Know yourself better than your opponent knows you, know your opponent better than he knows himself, know yourself better than you know your opponent, and know you have all this knowledge and you will be victorious. That’s the advice I’ll give my clone before I defeat him in battle."
"I drank her essence, and it’s like she never existed and now I’m thirsty again. Let this be a lesson in love."